Jennifer Wilbanks

Jennifer Wilbanks has some ‘splaining to do. I find it utterly reprehensible that she led police on a wild goose chase, worried her fiancé and family like that, and initially blamed her abduction on a fictional Hispanic couple. Because, you know, making it seem like it was a “dangerous minority” makes it believable. Shades of Susan Smith’s mysterious black man, anyone? I understand cold feet. I know people would have been upset if she called off the wedding, but for crying out loud, how much more upset must they be that she is capable of such heartless deceit? I never could put my finger on it, but I thought there was something odd about this from the start. Everyone was starting to think her poor fiancé had done something — all this business about the lie-detector test — and it turns out she just ran away.

Weddings do tend to take on a life of their own, don’t they? But there was, I think, a much better solution. I don’t know that any criminal charges that might be filed could possibly make her feel worse, assuming she is capable of feeling remorse, but I think they should be filed nonetheless. They won’t be. Those good old boy cops in Gwinnett County might love doling out tickets to harried moms of three trying to get to work on time and going a bit too fast on Ronald Reagan Parkway, but they won’t make poor little Jennifer pay for the hours they spent looking for her. I have a feeling she’ll pay in some way.

Celtic Music

Do you like Celtic music? You might want to check out one of my favorite links: Ceolas Celtic Music Archive. You can learn more about your favorite artists and instruments and learn a little about Celtic dance. A caution, however: the site does not appear to have been updated with information in some sections (such as tours) in several years. That’s the del.icio.us link for today.

Celtic Art and Cultures

The link for today is Celtic Art and Cultures, a web site constructed for students of UNC’s Art 111 course; thankfully, they share it with the world. You can view images of Celtic art on everything from jewelry to food utensils. There is also a collection of maps and timelines, a thorough guide to Celtic design motifs, and even a vocabulary section complete with quizzes.

That said, I’m going out of town for a couple of days. I plan to visit my in-laws at the beach. See you on Sunday.

Tik Day

Today was the last day of school before our spring break, timed to coincide with Passover. Part of the mission of our school is to instill civic responsibility in our students. One of the ways we do this is organized Tik Days. Tikkun olam is translated as “repairing the world.” On Tik Days, students and teachers engage in various volunteer activities. I decided to go to PAWS Atlanta, an animal shelter. I cleaned, lined, and filled litter boxes, played with kitties, and shoveled mulch into a wheelbarrow so the other volunteers could put it on the dog walk. I was so tired! I had to take a nap when I got home. It was fun, and I decided if there is some way to organize it, then all schools should require community service for their students. It was really great working alongside my students. They worked so hard, and they were so enthusiastic. They did whatever was asked of them, and I know the PAWS staff was really impressed with them.

Our other students divided themselves between cleaning up at local cemetery, volunteering at a food bank, and a gardening project (I cannot, I’m sorry to say, remember the particulars on that last). I’m really impressed with how much our students do for their community. It really makes me proud — as proud as if I were their own parents, I think.

storTroopers

Do you remember storTroopers? A few years ago, these wildly popular cyber paper dolls/avatar-makers swept the blogosphere (or at least Diaryland). I remember finding cast pages created entirely with storTroopers and even had one myself. Then, suddenly, the storTroopers vanished and the dreaded 404 error message appeared in their place. Did you know that they’re back? Yep. Better than ever. So that’s my del.icio.us link for the day. Oh, and here I am, in my typical “school uniform” of an ankle-length skirt and black cardigan, which protects me from the frigid air conditioner:

storDana

Is Benedict XVI the “Glory of the Olive”?

I remember when John Paul II was elected Pope, which is odd, because in that same year, Pope Paul VI died, and Pope John Paul I was elected and died. I don’t remember any of that. I just remember Pope John Paul II. I am not Catholic, but at the same time, I was saddened when John Paul II died. He had been Pope as long as I remembered. He had been the only Pope I had known. I had this feeling that the rug had been pulled out from under me in some way. A constant in my lifetime had changed. I knew he wouldn’t live forever, and I knew he was ailing and later, near death, but my reaction to his death was odd.

A couple of weeks ago, while looking for information about the papal candidates (papabili), because I knew nothing about any prominent cardinals who might replace John Paul II. In the course of my research, I came across this article. At first glance, it might seem to you that it was written after the fact, but I assure you, I read it weeks ago. It was then that I became aware of the prophecies of St. Malachy. I’m not saying I did research that verifies any of this, but there is enough information available with a simple Google search that satisfies me in regards to the last few Popes, anyway. In fact, it’s pretty creepy. So when the new Pope was elected and one of the students on a computer in the library announced it, I said something like “What name did he choose? Or do you know?”

The student said, “Benedict.”

My jaw dropped. “Are you serious?” I asked.

“Sure,” he said. “Why?”

“Nothing. Just some Catholic prophecy.”

Yeah. Some Catholic prophecy, all right.

So if St. Malachy is right, that means that Pope Benedict XVI is the Gloria olivae, the “Glory of the Olive,” then I find his first speech interesting:

Dear brothers and sisters, after the Great Pope John Paul II, the cardinals have elected me, a simple, humble worker in the Lord’s vineyard. I am comforted by the fact that the Lord knows how to work and act even with insufficient instruments. And above all, I entrust myself to your prayers. With the joy of the risen Lord and confidence in His constant help, we will go forward. The Lord will help us and Mary, His most holy mother, will be alongside us. Thank you.

The olive branch symbolizes peace. Because of Romans 11, many Christians also associate olives, more precisely, olive trees with Jews, thinking of themselves (Christians) as the branches grafted onto the olive tree, or made welcome as people of God, becoming part of the Chosen People. Is he the Glory of this particular Olive Tree? Is he in some way symbolic? Or will he simply be a man of peace? Or both? Or what?

I don’t know what to think, but I can’t deny I find it all intriguing.

Today’s Link

I still can’t figure out how to get del.icio.us to post automatically to my blog. I have checked and double-checked the CHMOD permissions. I tried re-uploading it several times, making sure that I did so in ASCII. I have SOAP::Lite. The path to perl is correct. Yet I still receive the dreaded 500 error when I try to access mt-xmlrpc.cgi. I give up. I’m beaten. But I’ll share my links anyway.

My first link is to Jazz Age Culture, which is a website created and maintained by Dr. Kathleen L. Nichols of Pittsburg State University in Kansas. Jazz Age Culture is just one page on Dr. Nichols’ site, but it is gorgeous. She has a huge number of links and a pleasing layout. The site is ideal for students or teachers working on The Great Gatsby or the Harlem Renaissance. Teachers, if you are thinking of making a webquest on either topic, you might find all you need to start at Dr. Nichols’ site. Roaring Twenties aficionados will find plenty to please, too. The site won a Best of History Websites award.

SpamLookup

I have been happy with MT-Blacklist. I have had no comment spam since I put in some common key words to block. I have noticed that more trackback spam seems to get through. I installed MT-Moderate, which seems to do a great job moderating trackback spam. Sometimes I would get 20 trackback spams a day, and while that is nothing compared to what larger blogs must get, it was still a pain to deal with. The last time I opened up Blacklist, I noticed a new item posted under “Blacklist News.” Brad Choate has come up with a brand new plugin called SpamLookup. If you manage your content with Movable Type, you should definitely check it out. If this works like it should, spam should be a thing of the past. If I haven’t convinced you, go see what Jay Allen had to say about it.

Outside, or Here Be Dragons

In times past, when mapmakers drew their maps, they placed the cryptic warning “Here Be Dragons” for placed on the edge of the known world. The message was clear: Go past this line on the map at your own risk, and don’t say we didn’t warn you.

The very first dystopic novel I ever read was called Outside. After about fifteen minutes of searching on the WWW (yet another reason why the Internet is the coolest invention in my lifetime — thanks, Al Gore!), I discovered it was written by Andre Norton. Andre Norton, who also wrote as Andrew North, was a prolific science fiction writer. She was born Alice Mary Norton, and I can only imagine she used a male pen name because she wanted to be taken seriously in the predominantly male sci-fi establishment. I have been thinking about this book a little bit lately. Ironically, Norton died just last month. Sometimes I wonder about the way brain waves work.

Outside really appealed to me. I must have read it more than 20 years ago. I distinctly remember pulling it off the library shelf. Our library in Aurora divided the “Juvenile” section into three groups: J1 was picture books; J2 was early chapter books like Judy Blume or Beverly Cleary; J3 was the young adult novels. The blurb at Amazon says that this book was at reading age level 9-12, but my memory puts this book in the J3 section. Maybe it was. I suppose that isn’t really important. I remember being intrigued by the cover. If I recall correctly, there was a girl cast in a bluish light with a bleak city surrounded by walls in the background. I can’t confirm this, because I can’t find a picture of the cover online. I can’t remember anymore what the teaser inside the library dust cover said about the book, but Amazon says:

A young girl determines to find out what is “outside” the sealed off city in which she’s always lived but discovers that the only way she can get out is with the help of a mysterious rhyming man.

I remember really liking the book, but at the same time, thinking it was “weird.” That’s sort of the definition of dystopic fiction, isn’t it? I gather that Outside is difficult to find, now. That’s no surprise, given that it was published in 1974. I shouldn’t wonder if I could no longer find it in the Central Branch of the Aurora Public Library, even if I were able to go there to look.

Since then, I’ve read more dystopic novels. There are a few I am ashamed to admit I haven’t read yet; Brave New World and 1984 are the chief ones about which I’m embarrassed. However, I can recommend some very good ones, if you are interested (coupled with blurbs from Amazon, because I am feeling too tired to come up with my own).

  • Fahrenheit 451:

    In Fahrenheit 451, Ray Bradbury’s classic, frightening vision of the future, firemen don’t put out fires–they start them in order to burn books. Bradbury’s vividly painted society holds up the appearance of happiness as the highest goal–a place where trivial information is good, and knowledge and ideas are bad. Fire Captain Beatty explains it this way, “Give the people contests they win by remembering the words to more popular songs…. Don’t give them slippery stuff like philosophy or sociology to tie things up with. That way lies melancholy.”

    Guy Montag is a book-burning fireman undergoing a crisis of faith. His wife spends all day with her television “family,” imploring Montag to work harder so that they can afford a fourth TV wall. Their dull, empty life sharply contrasts with that of his next-door neighbor Clarisse, a young girl thrilled by the ideas in books, and more interested in what she can see in the world around her than in the mindless chatter of the tube. When Clarisse disappears mysteriously, Montag is moved to make some changes, and starts hiding books in his home. Eventually, his wife turns him in, and he must answer the call to burn his secret cache of books. After fleeing to avoid arrest, Montag winds up joining an outlaw band of scholars who keep the contents of books in their heads, waiting for the time society will once again need the wisdom of literature.

  • The Giver:

    In a world with no poverty, no crime, no sickness and no unemployment, and where every family is happy, 12-year-old Jonas is chosen to be the community’s Receiver of Memories. Under the tutelage of the Elders and an old man known as the Giver, he discovers the disturbing truth about his utopian world and struggles against the weight of its hypocrisy.

  • The Handmaid’s Tale:

    In the world of the near future, who will control women’s bodies?

    Offred is a Handmaid in the Republic of Gilead. She may leave the home of the Commander and his wife once a day to walk to food markets whose signs are now pictures instead of words because women are no longer allowed to read. She must lie on her back once a month and pray that the Commander makes her pregnant, because in an age of declining births, Offred and the other Handmaids are only valued if their ovaries are viable.

    Offred can remember the days before, when she lived and made love with her husband Luke; when she played with and protected her daughter; when she had a job, money of her own, and access to knowledge. But all of that is gone now….

    Funny, unexpected, horrifying, and altogether convincing, The Handmaid’s Tale is at once scathing satire, dire warning, and tour de force.

  • The Lord of the Flies:

    William Golding’s classic tale about a group of English schoolboys who are plane-wrecked on a deserted island is just as chilling and relevant today as when it was first published in 1954. At first, the stranded boys cooperate, attempting to gather food, make shelters, and maintain signal fires. Overseeing their efforts are Ralph, “the boy with fair hair,” and Piggy, Ralph’s chubby, wisdom-dispensing sidekick whose thick spectacles come in handy for lighting fires. Although Ralph tries to impose order and delegate responsibility, there are many in their number who would rather swim, play, or hunt the island’s wild pig population. Soon Ralph’s rules are being ignored or challenged outright. His fiercest antagonist is Jack, the redheaded leader of the pig hunters, who manages to lure away many of the boys to join his band of painted savages. The situation deteriorates as the trappings of civilization continue to fall away, until Ralph discovers that instead of being hunters, he and Piggy have become the hunted: “He forgot his words, his hunger and thirst, and became fear; hopeless fear on flying feet.” Golding’s gripping novel explores the boundary between human reason and animal instinct, all on the brutal playing field of adolescent competition.

Finally, I will end with a link to Kurt Vonnegut’s short story “Harrison Bergeron,” a classic of the genre.

Leave your own recommendations for me in the comments.

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face for ever. — George Orwell

Cheers!