Interview-o-rama

I had two interviews today — well, yesterday, I guess, since it’s after midnight. About one minute into the first, I told myself that if that job were offered to me, I’d run. What was wrong? It was an alternative school, which I already knew and wasn’t happy about. However, the building was ancient and unkempt. It looked like a prison. The principal was wearing a purple shirt and matching purple reptile-skin shoes. I wish I was kidding. I cringed when I heard him explain the expectations he has for his “inscructors.” He answered the phone twice during the interview — one was a cell call from someone who spoke loudly enough that I could tell it was a family member or friend. How rude. During an interview, I give the interviewer my full attention. I expect the same consideration. The capper? It’s a middle school position. Middle school alternative school with a boss who wears purple shoes? No thanks.

The second was at a somewhat flaky, but interesting private school. We’ll see about that one. One other school is desperate to talk to one of my references. She’s a hard person to catch, so I hope they can get hold of her. If they listen to her, I’ll have that job. I have another interview Monday. Now the faculty at the Monday school would be great to work with, but the school is kind of similar to an inner-city school. Still, if you have a great faculty and good support from the administration, you can have good experiences with those types of settings. Or maybe I’m being optimistic. I do need to look at schools realistically. I know what my strengths and weaknesses are, and I really don’t need to be in a place where discipline is a big problem.

I need to go back and get my Master’s degree. It’s going to be hard with the kids being so young and Steve doing opera. Still, my career seems to be stalling, and I think the lack of the Master’s is one reason why. I also need to get serious about seeking National Board Certification. The money that will cost initially is daunting, but I think it would pay back exponentially.

I’m still working on The Rule of Four. I’m thinking I’ll finish it this weekend. I want to reserve my opinions until I’m finished, but I can tell you already the review will be mixed.

Reunions and Networking

Today, I went to a combination reunion party/retirement party/teacher network opportunity/collaborative examination of the student teaching program from which I graduated in 1997.

I didn’t want to get up and go this morning. My bed was warm. I told myself I might get an interview out of it, though, and that I wanted to see Sally. So I went.

This is Sally. She’s one of the best teachers I’ve ever had, something which is not commonly said about college professors (because they don’t teach — they profess), but is commonly said about Sally. She’s amazing. And she’s retiring. I’m really happy for her, but education is going to be a very different place without her. She leaves behind some big shoes to fill.

As it happens, I was able to snag an interview opportunity today. The English department head for one of the high schools near UGA is deeply involved in the student teaching program that Sally and her frequent collaborator Peg Graham designed.

I will always remember the moment at a GCTE conference several years back when I introduced Sally to Shelia, the other great teaching influence in my life. Shelia was my high school 11th and 12th grade English teacher and later my department head when I went to work at the same school. It is largely because of Shelia that I chose to teach English. It is largely because of Sally that I’m still a teacher. When I introduced these two women, I looked at them and told them they were the best teachers I’d ever had. It meant so much to see them there together, sharing one space.

We filled out memory cards for scrapbooks today, and I forgot to write about this then. I wish I had.

New School Stuff

I found out this morning I can’t go to some textbook training being offered by my new school system. It conflicts with post-planning in my current system. That bites. But I am familiar with the textbooks we’re using, having used them before in other places.

It looks like I will be teaching British Literature (yay! for the first time), World Literature (which is cool as well, because even if I’m not familiar with most of the selections, I get to teach part of The Niebelungenlied, Chrétien de Troyes, and Marie de France. I had no hope of ever touching that stuff unless I taught college, but my school is offering World Literature to non-collegebound seniors, so lucky me! In the British Lit., it looks like I get to cover Beowulf, Canterbury Tales, Macbeth, a Victorian novel (I assume there are several selections there), and James Joyce. The World Lit. includes selections like the ones I mentioned, plus A Doll’s House, The Metamorphosis, and Othello. I’ve got some reading to do this summer. Aside from those two courses, I will be teaching 9th grade, which is familiar turf, as I taught 9th grade every year I taught high school. I will be teaching Romeo and Juliet and The Odyssey (for those of you who don’t remember 9th grade), among some other things. I’m not sure what novel selections are available for ninth graders.

I’ve been spending some time downloading lesson ideas. The Folger Shakespeare Library has a ton of good stuff. I added their Shakespeare Set Free series to my Amazon Wish List. I used to own the two that had Romeo and Juliet/A Midsummer Night’s Dream and Othello in them. I loaned them both to other teachers and never got them back. Sigh.

I also found out (in an oblique fashion) that I will have a laptop provided for my use. My department head said I wouldn’t be able to check it out until pre-planning, which would mean I’d have had to spend the textbook training sessions peeking over someone else’s shoulder. W00t! (As the classy ladies say.) You know how much easier that’s going to make my job? And just so we’re all clear on this — it’s my work computer, so no one’s using it but me.

I finally found the high school. I couldn’t see it very well, because it’s still under construction, so the entrance was gated, but it looked HUGE. And it’s right next to a Kids R Kids, which is the day care chain that Dylan and Maggie already go to. Serendipity! The elementary school Sarah would go to is right down the same road, and so is the middle school. She was very excited about that. She was telling Steve all about it. She said the school was really nice (which it is), and she was very animated as she described the close proximity of all the schools and the day care center.

Colonial House premieres on Monday, May 17 here in Georgia. Find out when you can see it where you live. If it’s anything as good as Frontier House, you don’t want to miss it. In this day when Reality TV is all the rage, why not watch some Reality TV that will teach you something? Living history is incredible. There was a program that did an Anglo-Saxon village, but I don’t know what it was called. I liked it. I’d like to see them do Medieval House; however, despite my interest in the Middle Ages, I would not be volunteering to participate (much as I’d be tempted). I’m too soft to live the way those hardy folks had to live.

I Got It!

I have officially been offered the job I really wanted at the brand new high school opening this fall. I talked to the principal — who has a Master’s from Harvard and a doctorate from Nova — just a little while ago. I spoke with the lady who will be my department head last night. Earlier in the day, I had sent her an e-mail just touching base (and hinting that I might have other offers). She tried very hard to reach me, ultimately telling me I could call her as late as midnight. It very nearly was before I reached her! She told me I had great recommendations from my references. I was so pleased. I am just so excited I can hardly stand it. I couldn’t fall asleep despite being exhausted last night.

Before I found out I had it, I went to a church, knelt on the steps in front of the large wooden double doors, and prayed. I can’t recall ever doing that before.

I am still finishing up Holy Blood, Holy Grail. I can’t figure out why the authors felt they needed to deny Jesus died during His crucifixion in order to prove their thesis that Mary Magdalene was the Holy Grail. They can deny His divinity without having to deny the crucifixion killed Him. I just felt that argument was wildly stupid. And they show themselves to be no biblical scholars, that’s for sure. By the way, I figured out another thing Dan Brown did. The character Leigh Teabing’s name is derived from one of the authors of Holy Blood, Holy Grail, Richard Leigh. That’s pretty straightforward and obvious. But I looked again at the last name, Teabing. It’s not a name I’ve ever heard, and I was sure it was made up. It was. It’s an anagram of “Baigent” — as in Michael Baigent, another of the authors of Holy Blood, Holy Grail.

If They’re Using Double Negatives, They Must Need Education

I have a job interview Tuesday. It’s the teaching job I really, really want. It would be at a brand new high school opening this fall. Can you imagine having the opportunity to inaugurate a school? I really got along well with the English Department Head when I met her at a job fair almost two months ago. She e-mailed me Thursday night from home to ask me if I’d be available to interview. Then, she e-mailed me twice Friday morning (after I’d replied). First, she wanted a number where she could reach me that morning. Then she sent another e-mail with her cell number, which she was keeping on during the school day (though she said her students were going to be in the media center, so it wouldn’t be the same as interrupting direct instruction). I thought that gesture sounded promising. So I called. My interview is late in the evening on Tuesday. I really need a job for next year, and this one is my first choice. If you have a moment, and you do that sort of thing, I would appreciate your prayer. If not, I’d at least appreciate crossed fingers, well-wishes, etc.

I had to make a late-night run to Wal-Mart and CVS. Maggie has a persistent case of head lice. I have tried RID and its Wal-Mart clone with no success. I tried a home remedy with mayonnaise and vinegar. I’m about to go nuts with this. I got the CVS brand that has the same medicine as Nix, which the Internet sites I researched said is better than RID. I want to know who that little kid who brought lice into her classroom is. Little butthead.

While I was driving back from Wal-Mart, I did something I rarely do anymore at the ripe old age of 32. Led Zeppelin’s cover of Robert Johnson’s “Travelling Riverside Blues” came on the radio, and I turned it up and completely rocked out. And then they played Aerosmith’s “Dream On.” It was totally tubular, man.

More Pictures

I’ve uploaded what Mom tells me is the last of the pictures. These are of Dylan’s birthday. He smeared cupcake all over himself. His present was a truck. All you need to do is look at the Spring Photos album.

My students (and Sarah) are taking the CRCT for the rest of this week and part of next week. It makes for quiet days that seem to pass more quickly. That’s good. But I really hate this climate of testing in our society right now. I know it is designed to hold schools accountable, but it stresses the kids out, stresses the teachers out, and interrupts learning. That’s right, it does. I wish there was some other way we could accomplish the same goals.

I received an e-mail from a parent about her son yesterday. She is also a teacher. I think she teaches music at a nearby elementary school. She said “his self” twice in the e-mail. She’s a teacher. Grrrr. She had to take English in college. I’d wager money it wasn’t her best subject.

Papers don’t grade themselves, so I had better go. If I invented self-grading pens for teachers, I’d make a mint.

Norah Jones Sampler

I bring you this week’s music from Grammy-winner Norah Jones. I think she’s got a great voice. I don’t know why, but listening to her makes me think of my childhood a bit. And also living in Athens when I was in college.

The first song on the playlist is “Turn Me On,” from Come Away With Me. It’s a song written by Nashville legend J. D. Loudermilk.

The next track is “One Flight Down,” also from Come Away With Me. This one really sticks in my head when I hear it. I like the old-time gospel/blues/country blend in the song.

The third song is “Humble Me” from Jones’s second album, Feels Like Home. I thought the lyrics were sad.

The fourth song is “Don’t Know Why,” which was a big hit from her first album. I like the guitar. In fact, I find that I often like the guitar in her music. She’s got a good band.

The last song is “Carnival Town” from Feels Like Home. I like the way it reminds me of being a child, riding the amusement park rides. But there’s this sadness of being unfulfilled, of being stuck going nowhere.

I really like the spare quality in her music. I know some people think it’s boring, but I think it’s beautiful in its simplicity.

The music reflects my mood. I’m feeling down about work. I dread going to my job every day. I still don’t have a job for next year, and I grow more nervous about it every day. I feel stuck, like I’m spinning my wheels. I wish something would happen. What I mean, is I wish I would get a job. The prospect of being out of work again scares me.

In my heart, given the situation I’m working in, I know I’m doing the best I can do. Discipline at my school is insane. It’s almost at the point where the inmates are running the asylum. Almost. It’s spring, and the kids are getting crazier and crazier. I have to get back into high school. This is making me nuts. So given that I know I’m doing the best I can, I’m still feeling like an utter failure at work. Sigh.

I Volunteered to Do This

If you haven’t read Anne’s latest, you should. It’s first rate. I add only that women who do this job are volunteers. Our only pay is the joy of doing the work.

I had a moment this week when I put my head down on my desk and wondered why I was there. I should have run screaming when I was offered this middle school job. I know I’d have done better in high school. And I doubt I’d be looking for a job now had I been patient, waited a week, and interviewed a few more places. But I knew at that point what being without a job is like, and I was afraid. I’m afraid now.

I am really enjoying The Da Vinci Code. I took it to school yesterday in case I had a free moment. Everyone who saw me leave with it stopped me to tell me it was good. And so it is. I am amazed at the level of research done. It’s very impressive.

Mom sent me the pictures she took of our visit during Spring Break last week. I have added a new photo album if you’d like to see them. Most of them are of Maggie, though there are a few of Dylan (who turned one year old yesterday!) and Sarah. My grandparents and mother make an appearance. Oh, and I’m in two of them, too.

A Modest Reading Proposal

Georgia is considering a 25 book per year reading requirement for students. You have to register to read day-old and older articles on the AJC now. Sorry. They didn’t used to require that. But it is free and relatively painless.

This proposal is known as the Habits of Reading Standard. First of all, I would like to say that I agree with the reasoning. Students who read more will learn more. They will have larger vocabularies. They will perform better than non-readers on tests (which is all anyone really seems to care about, anyway). But I agree with teacher Lisa Boyd, who says the idea is vague. What is a book?
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I Am the Master of My Domain

I have been extraordinarily happy at Upsaid; however, last night, I purchased a domain name. As soon as it is all registered, my husband and I will be moving both of our journals there. I may go ahead and stay with Upsaid and use it to manage my content. Then again, I may go and get Moveable Type. I haven’t decided yet. But having our own domain will allow us to do some more things, as my friends who have one know.

Now. My job interview yesterday. I think it went well. First of all, I have known the woman who interviewed me since I was student teacher. I worked with one of her peers. Second, I showed her a couple of papers I’ve graded. She seemed to approve. I showed her a power point show I worked up to introduce Romeo and Juliet. If you want to access it, I think you’ll have to have a Yahoo ID. She told me that what she is doing is screening candidates for the principal, who will then interview the top few. It is frustrating not to know. It’s also frustrating to think I may have to take still more time off work to complete interviews when I’m not positive I will reap any benefit from doing so. But the school is beautiful. I hope it goes my way. The big metro-Atlanta school district (the one that held the job fair I went to last Saturday) still hasn’t called for an interview. I hate looking for a job.